Detective Simon Hapwell had been looking over at his partner’s empty chair, off and on all morning. He had planned to confront Detective Block about the missing bodies at the morgue, but now, instead, was becoming concerned about his partner’s whereabouts. It wasn’t like Block to not show, and not call. Certainly, the veteran officer was chronically late, especially on Mondays, and had, over the last couple of years, started to “call in sick” more often. But, as far as Hapwell knew, this level of irresponsibility was unprecedented for Block.
Captain Jonathan Burns stuck his shiny head out of his office. He was a short, neat, muscular man, wore rectangular wire-rimmed glasses and was completely bald. He shaved and shined his pale, bald head every morning, and when the light caught his dome at just the right angle, it shone like a polished bowling ball. Burns was a little odd for a police captain. Almost every year at the annual Policeman’s Picnic, Captain Burns won the push-up contest and the pie eating contest. His office was decorated with the ribbons. And every Thursday night, he could be found singing karaoke at Rosie’s Bar and Grill. More times than not, he chose a Sinatra classic. Thing was, the man couldn’t carry a tune to save his life. His men thought he was a funny little man, but they respected him. They respected him because he was a “damn good cop”. The Captain raised his voice over the din of the office. “Hey, Hapwell! Where the hell is Block? I gotta send you guys out. Got a call from the 17th Precinct. Somebody over there thinks that guy you two picked up the other night, might have had somethin’ to do with a murder over in Turtle Bay.”
“Sorry Captain, Detective Block seems to be a ‘no show’, I’ll…I’ll check it out myself,” Hapwell replied in his thick British accent as he stood up, shoved the last remnant of a blueberry muffin into his mouth and pulled on his jacket.
“What the hell? It’s after 11. Block’s a pain in the ass, no doubt, but to just not show up? That’s not like him. Did you call his numbers?”
“Yes, yes I did. I rang his home and cell. No answer. Perhaps I’ll stop by his place on my way to Turtle Bay.”
“You do that. And you tell him, this is the last time he pulls this bullcrap with me. Got it?” Burns’d had just about enough of Block’s disrespect.
“Sure, sure Captain. I’ll tell him,” Hapwell replied. The English detective took one more gulp of his luke-warm, bitter, black coffee. He’d grown up on tea, but since moving to New York, coffee had grown on him.
Hapwell made his way to his car and headed to his absent partner’s apartment. When he arrived at Block’s apartment building the front door was locked. Simon buzzed Block’s number.
“It’s about damn time. They said 20 minutes or the pizza’s free. It’s been longer than that. I ain’t payin’ nothin’,” came the somewhat feminine, metallic voice from the speaker.
“Oh, terribly sorry, I thought I had pushed the button for 402.”
“You did. Who is this?”
“Yes, well, I’m Detective Simon Hapwell of the NYPD and I was looking for my partner, Marion Block. Is he there?”
There was a long pause, and then a loud buzz and the clicking sound of the doors unlocking. The English detective had a bad feeling. Something didn’t seem right. As far as he knew, Block wasn’t married. In fact his partner had told him he had been divorced, twice. The two policemen never talked about personal stuff, but on the very rare occasion they did, Block never mentioned a girlfriend.
Hapwell ran up the stairs to the 4th floor taking two and three steps at a time. Sweating and breathing hard, he warily made his way down the short hallway to apartment 402. The door was slightly ajar. The hair on the back of the detective’s neck was standing on end. He pulled his gun and used it to push the door open.
“Hello? Hello?! As I said over the intercom, I am a police officer and I must warn you, I am armed…” and Hapwell looked around the corner through the door. On the other side of the room was a wide-open window, dingy yellow curtains waving in the crisp, fall breeze. Hapwell ran to the window and looked out. It led to a fire escape, and he saw a woman, carrying a briefcase, running away from the building.
“Stop! You there! Police! Stop!” But the woman didn’t even turn around. Hapwell climbed out the window and down the escape to the pavement. He hit the ground running and within seconds had cut the distance between him and his quarry in half. As he ran he radioed for back-up.
“I said stop!” and as he got closer to the woman he could see that she was dressed in a way that might, in some circles, indicate a certain type of employment. She was wearing a skimpy, red cowgirl outfit, and had big, platinum blonde hair. As he caught up to her, she turned and threw her briefcase at him. Hapwell batted it away. The woman took a quick right turn and ran across a busy street as car tires screeched and smoked. Hapwell ran into the street and suddenly, violently, a yellow cab collided with him. His battered and bruised body rolled up over the hood and into the windshield of the taxi.
He rolled off the car and hit the macadam hard. With some effort, he got to his feet, ignoring the severe pain that was shooting through his right shoulder and down his right arm.
He saw the woman disappear down an alleyway. They had been running for several blocks and it looked like she was slowing. Hapwell resumed his pursuit.
Finally, the detective caught a break. The alley was a dead-end, and the woman he was chasing was trapped. Hapwell’s right arm was hanging down to his side, useless. Blood dripped from a deep cut on his leg. He held his gun in his left hand pointing it straight at the woman. The woman stood panting and retching, her back to the gnarled and rusted, chain link fence.
Hapwell spoke first, he too was out of breath. “What…the hell is wrong with you? Seriously! Did you not hear me…clearly, say stop? You idiot! Damn!” The detective spat on the street, blood mixed with saliva spattered on the macadam. He wiped the blood and spit off his mouth with the back of his left hand. “What the hell were you doing…in my partner’s apartment?”
The woman replied, “Ooh, partners. Sorry…didn’t realize you two…were an item…”
“Goddammit, answer the question” Hapwell’s patience was runnning out.
“I came there two nights ago, for our…weekly…meeting. We’re in a…book club together,” and the scantily clad woman smiled at the irritated detective. “He wasn’t there, so I…let myself in and crashed for the last two nights…that’s all.”
“I suppose you have your own key.”
“No, but I know where he keeps the secret spare. He should really be more careful…don’tcha think?” When the woman said the word secret, she made quotation marks in the air with her fingers. “Anyway, I didn’t take nothin’, I just slept there…yeah, OK, I drank a couple of his beers and ate a couple of bowls of his corn flakes. But that’s it. I swear on the life of my mother.”
“Why’d you run then? Afraid I wouldn’t approve of the book you two were reading together? What was it by the way? What book were you and Block discussing?” Hapwell was starting to believe the woman had nothing to do with Block’s disappearance, but he wasn’t going to let her off scot-free either.
“Harry Potter. I betcha like that one don’tcha? Now the question is, are you a Harry or a Herminey kind of guy? And I ran because you were chasing me…duh…”
At that point, a small crowd had gathered at the alley and the sound of police sirens filled the air.
“It’s pronounced Hermione…oh, never mind! You said Block hasn’t been home for two days?.”
“Nope. I was disappointed, too. Coulda used the dough, ya know?” and she made a clicking sound with her mouth and winked at Detective Hapwell.
“Any idea where he might have gone?”
“Last couple of times we were…together…he mentioned somethin’ about comin’ into some money. You’d be surprised how many guys say that though. Guys always think they’re comin’ into some money. He said he was workin’ for someone named McDonald or McSomething or other…I don’t remember.”
At that point, a police cruiser pulled into the alley. Two officers jumped out and one of them addressed Hapwell.
“Whadda we got?”
Hapwell replied, “She’s a suspect in the disappearance of Detective Marion Block. Cuff her and take her in.”
“What the…I told you, I don’t know where he is you piece-of-shit limey,” the cowgirl shouted.
“Ah, limey. Yes…that hurts quite a lot. Very clever. You’ve cut me to the quick.” Sarcasm, as well as a little blood, dripped from Hapwell’s mouth.
“Whoa, Simon, you look like shit. We better get you to a hospital.” The second officer exclaimed.
“No…no, I’ll be fine. I…I need to check out Block’s apartment. You got her?”
“Yeah, no problem.” And the officer cuffed the woman and escorted her to the cruiser. As the car pulled away and the crowd began to disperse, Hapwell began to suspect foul play in his partner’s disappearance.
Hapwell limped back to Block’s apartment. With some effort, he managed to climb back up the fire escape and in through the window. The first thing he noticed was the smell. The air was tinged with the distinct smell of stale urine and smoke. The small, tight apartment was littered with empty pizza boxes and Chinese food containers. Ashtrays, overflowing with cigarette butts, sat on the coffee table, the small kitchen table, and the counter next to the sink filled with crusty, dirty dishes and empty beer cans. Fruit flies scattered as Hapwell walked through the kitchen. Also on the counter was a pile of unopened mail. The English detective’s shoulder was still hurting, but he managed to flip through the months and months of unopened bills. Hapwell’s forehead crinkled with concern. On another pile he found horse racing forms and a couple dozen, scratched off “scratch off” lottery tickets.
A knock at the door startled him.
“Hello? Mr. Block? It’s Mrs. Beazle. May I come in?” a small, frail voice came through the door.
Hapwell went to the door and opened it. “Yes, hello Mrs. Beazle. I’m Detective Simon Hapwell of the NYPD. Marion was…is my partner.” Hapwell flashed his badge.
“Oh my. You look terrible. Are you alright? Can I get you a bandage or something?”
“No, thank you. I’ll be fine. Now, about Marion Block…”
“Yes, Mr. Block… maybe you can talk to him. My husband and I own the building,” the diminutive, elderly woman seemed a bit distraught as she wrung her hands. “He hasn’t paid his rent in 3 months, and when we ask him for the money, he gets downright belligerent. Says he’s a cop and we should show some respect.”
“I’m sorry for that. I think Marion has gone missing Mrs. Beazle.”
“Oh dear…that’s unfortunate. Well, please let me know what you find. He really was a nice man when we rented the apartment to him. We will have to empty his apartment and rent it out…eventually. Sorry if that sounds harsh.”
“No, I completely understand. Of course. I’ll let you know.”
Hapwell closed the door. He stood there for a moment, thinking. Block needed money, obviously. And some Irish chap had entered into some kind of business agreement with him. Block had been missing for at least two days and hadn’t called or checked in at home or at work. It was certainly possible that Block’s “debtors” had been involved in his disappearance, but that seemed too simple. He wasn’t about to give up that easily. He was, after all, one of the best detectives the NYPD had. And, love him or hate him, Block was his partner.
Hapwell’s head started to swim a bit, and he was reminded of the pain in his shoulder and the cut on his leg. As he turned to make his way to the cheese-curl-covered sofa, he heard someone talking excitedly in the hall. And then a sudden and bone chilling gunshot. A second shot followed. He went back to the door, opened it slightly and peered out through the crack.
In the hall, lying in a pool of blood, was Mrs. Beazle. Standing over her was Marion Block. His face was an ashen gray and his eyes had no iris or pupil. They were completely white, and they were looking in Hapwell’s direction.